Friday, September 19, 2008

fuck you larry king

So we just had a hurricane.

I got my lights back on day before yesterday.

I was watching larry king last night.

Anderson Cooper comes on to do a promo for his show, which will follow larry king.

Anderson Cooper shows the iconic video from hurricane Ike, of the lone house on Bolivar, surrounded by the debris of nearly every other home on the peninsula. Anderson Cooper says something about how he will have an interview with the owner of that home coming up next.

And larry king, larry king, that fucking piece of shit lizard faced talking colostomy bag, larry fucking king cackles and says, "Ha ha, that guy sure doesn't have any neighbors, haha." In a tone, like, you know, life is way better without neighbors. All private beach and shit. Right?

No, larry king, you fucking asshole moron piece of shit, that guy sure does not have any neighbors. You know why larry king? Because a fucking hurricane came by and blew all the neighbors homes and belongings away. You fucking dirtbag serial trophy wife fucker. You fucking stinking colostomy bag of a shit hole ( I know I used the colostomy bag comparison earlier in the post, but I really, really think he's just a thin membrane of dried mucosa completely filled to bursting with mossy, liquid shit).

It's not funny, larry king, you fucking Alzheimer poster boy. People lost everything they owned and some lost their lives. And you sit there in your Depends undergarment, stinking up a studio with your rancid breath and laugh about how some guy now has the beach all to himself. haha

I have friends who had homes there. That was a community. And it was wiped out. And you laughed about how some lucky guy had no more neighbors.

Fuck you larry king.

Fuck you larry king

Fuck you larry king.

And fuck you cnn for keeping this brainless lizard man, who doesn't even know who his guests are any more, on the air.

Oh yeah, fuck you larry king.

With all due respect and from Uncle Walt.

ps. fuck you larry king.

1 comment:

jamesjett said...

LISTEN HERE UNCLE HOMO!!! YOU HAVE NO BUSINESS BEING SO PROFANE ON THE INTERNET.
YOU ARE AN IDIOT, AND A LOUD MOUTH.
OH, BOO HOO. YOU WENT THROUGH YOUR FIRST HURRICANE. WELL I HAVE BEEN THROUGH THREE!! TWO WHICH WERE CATAGORY 4 AND THE OTHER A 3. SO I HAVE GOOD ADVISE TO EVERYONE WHEN IT COMES TO HURRICANES. IF THEY DON'T LIKE THEM, DON'T BUILD ON THE COAST. ESPECIALLY AN UGLY COAST LIKE TEXAS HAS.